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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36652) - you deserved it (8942)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML

#2412
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25097) - you deserved it (6998)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12816) - you deserved it (23977)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27380) - you deserved it (1969)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19622) - you deserved it (2046)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14002) - you deserved it (6502)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21370) - you deserved it (6406)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17936) - you deserved it (3201)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, to amuse my girlfriend I put on her sexy nightshirt and go out on the balcony for a smoke, wriggling about in front of her window. She laughs until one of her neighbors shouts "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

#696
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12442) - you deserved it (8673)

On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML

#546
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13463) - you deserved it (2812)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:30am - misc - by ladyhead - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17716) - you deserved it (9644)

On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23087) - you deserved it (10428)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42388) - you deserved it (7873)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33956) - you deserved it (1807)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12305) - you deserved it (34796)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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