About Linkerdoodles : Well... I like video games, anime, manga, dancing, singing, reading, being lazy, Tumblr, eating... Being lazy...I have an unhealthy obsession with German chocolate cake, foreign accents, USING CAPS LOCK, and generally hate most of society. I'm basically that stereotypical 16-year old internet addicted girl, except I actually like to use proper English.
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Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML
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On 05/09/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by matt5th35hit (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
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On 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I pissed my younger brother off. Seemingly unrelated to this was the fact that I left my laptop on in my room along with MSN signed into my email adress. Now, all my contacts know that I apparently "just love the warm feeling of semen sliding down my throat". FML
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On 05/05/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my parents met my girlfriend for the first time and cooked us dinner. After, I was helping clean up in the kitchen and my dad says to me, "Don't worry, you have to slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess." and winks at me. She heard. I was going to propose to her tonight. FML
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On 05/03/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
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On 04/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML
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On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML
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On 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm - misc - by brob56 (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML
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On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States
Today, my two year old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men." he said "Oh ya, me too! I really like buff guys also." FML
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:40am - love - by vela9002 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
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On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
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On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
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On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
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