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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30107) - you deserved it (5244)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27355) - you deserved it (4499)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29879) - you deserved it (5848)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15964) - you deserved it (41357)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31924) - you deserved it (6402)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

#18279694
242 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States

Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML

#18272596
152 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Damnit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

#18272205
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31584) - you deserved it (4621)

On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36283) - you deserved it (6886)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
126 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27576) - you deserved it (2078)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
167 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML

#18136317
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24927) - you deserved it (9420)

On 11/02/2011 at 3:12am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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