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About Lifestride305 : For some reason my account won't let me comment...but I can still read! I guess that means I just silently judge you all.
I like write FML's though. Because typing it out always makes me smile (kinda like we'll all laugh about this later thing)
So I share them with you. Enjoy
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Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for not driving my little brother to school this morning. The reason I didn't is that some assfuck decided to slash my tires overnight. She was well aware of this fact. FML
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Friday 27 March 2015