About Lifestride305
For some reason my account won't let me comment...but I can still read! I guess that means I just silently judge you all. I like write FML's though. Because typing it out always makes me smile (kinda like we'll all laugh about this later thing) So I share them with you. Enjoy
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Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:30 / United States - Smyrna

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 13:23 / Canada - Calgary

Today, my sister, who knows I'm severely afraid of heights, got me tickets to sky dive for my birthday. When I reminded her of my fear, she stated that she forgot and should just keep them for herself and her boyfriend. My mom agreed. FML

By PartTimePrincess - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 14:56 / United States

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

By Evil_Angel_90 - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:36 / Australia

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML

By Grand Slam - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:44 / Belgium - Leuven