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Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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On 06/19/2013 at 11:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)
Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm - money - by No money, mo' problems - United States
Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 11:02am - love - by Well, crap (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)
Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 9:06am - work - by Not a day over 35 (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
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On 06/18/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by ProAwkward - United States (Texas)
Today, I was packing up my stuff about to go home. I shut off my MacBook but was still pretending to work for the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realized my co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 8:55pm - work - by awk1 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 9:55am - health - by nomwar (woman) - United States
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
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On 06/17/2013 at 8:46am - misc - by newyorkers - United States (New York)
Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:58pm - kids - by Married2handsome - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by ... (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)
Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by not a brain cell in sight (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Monday 17 June 2013
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