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Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)
Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
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