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LifelessStars

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  • Town/Country : Baltimore, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 December 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7421
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About LifelessStars : Favorite color- Orange

Likes - Books📚 and sweets🍰

Occasionally watches Anime💥🏃
Favorites: Death Note, Code Geass, NANA, Soul Eater, Inuyasha,

Favorite games at the moment- Diablo, MK
Forever favorite: Mario Karts

I love Cats 😸

Maybe if you're bored kik me? LifelessStars

That's all there is to know

LifelessStars's page activity

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Fucked!<b>AngusEcrivain</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 7:32am<b>PsychoticNode</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 6:43am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 1:25am<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:35pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:46am<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 9:05am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:38am<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 5:23am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 1:39am<b>nishimehta</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 12:45pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 11:31am<b>TheGamingNirvana</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 7:51pm<b>superspy3214</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 8:36pm<b>Xx_dankdoge_xX</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 9:49pm<b>HAMY</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 2:28pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 6:35am<b>GEMoon</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 6:06am<b>MrKilgore</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 5:02am

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LifelessStars's favorite FMLs

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

by DarkDolly / 02/04/2012 at 11:39am / France / Transportation

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

by Anonymous / 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm / United States / Love

Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

by Jen_ / 01/26/2012 at 5:08pm / France / Health

Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML

by talkingtoaretard / 01/25/2012 at 12:00am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation

Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML

by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

by anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 6:54am / Sweden / Kids

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

by Tom Ali / 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm / United States / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

by Janie / 01/10/2012 at 12:52am / United States / Love

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

by catlady / 01/09/2012 at 11:56am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Love