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  • Town/Country : Baltimore, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 December 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6984
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About LifelessStars : Favorite color- Orange

Likes - Books📚 and sweets🍰

Occasionally watches Anime💥🏃
Favorites: Death Note, Code Geass, NANA, Soul Eater, Inuyasha,

Favorite games at the moment- Diablo, MK
Forever favorite: Mario Karts

I love Cats 😸

Maybe if you're bored kik me? LifelessStars

That's all there is to know

LifelessStars's page activity

Visits<b>FigureSkater7713</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 7:09pm<b>papa_vas</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 10:30pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 9:53am<b>swharley</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 5:22pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 4:20pm<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 6:47pm<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:35pm<b>scaredpollo</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 6:58pm<b>eajohnson82</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 12:01am<b>hamrtym</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:50pm<b>ProfessorMctitie</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:32am<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 9:46pm<b>SinWithMe</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 5:35pm<b>TPH1979</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:15pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 11:54pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 11:34pm<b>thewoodinator96</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 10:31pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 7:06pm

Fucked!<b>pop17123</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:35pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:46am<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 9:05am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:38am<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 5:23am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 1:39am<b>nishimehta</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 12:45pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 11:31am<b>TheGamingNirvana</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 7:51pm<b>superspy3214</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 8:36pm<b>Xx_dankdoge_xX</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 9:49pm<b>HAMY</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 2:28pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 6:35am<b>GEMoon</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 6:06am<b>MrKilgore</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 5:02am<b>sandman676</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:20am<b>ChrisIsAnon</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 2:36am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 2:27am

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LifelessStars's favorite FMLs

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

by anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 6:54am / Sweden / Kids

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

by Tom Ali / 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm / United States / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

by Janie / 01/10/2012 at 12:52am / United States / Love

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

by catlady / 01/09/2012 at 11:56am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Love

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

by caught / 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML

by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

by ikungfuyou / 12/27/2011 at 2:11am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

by maddie / 12/27/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

by imamomma / 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm / United States / Kids

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

by Ryan / 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy