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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About LifelessStars : Just another teenage girl with no life

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Taday I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me an pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." mega FML

#14515582
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36023) - you deserved it (7008)

On 01/09/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commentd that he didn't realise doctors had piercd nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML

#14397838
66 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today... I Was Having Sex With My Boyfriend When He Startd Shaking Really Hard. When I Askd Him Wat He Was Doing... He Simply Said "I Want To Be Better Than Yur Vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33267) - you deserved it (10924)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML

#13756412
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20706) - you deserved it (59882)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Had A Job Intarviaw. Whan I Got Thara, Tha Lady Intarviawing Ma Shook Mah Hand And Said, 'Hallo, I'm Gay.' I Found This Stranga And I Didn't Knowhat To Say, So I Statad, 'Aw, It's OK, I Support You.' Sha Lookad Pratty Offandad, And I Raalizadhyhan I Found Out That Har Nama Was Gaya. FML

#13711659
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34930) - you deserved it (16385)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today...hile having sex with mah boyfriend... mah fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming... he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

#13418490
191 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 8:57am - intimacy - by fungettingdressed - United States

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

#13274886
190 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got grounded cuz I have a picture on facebook inhich I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML

I FOUND OUT THAT WHENEVER MY BEST FRIEND USD TO SAY SHE WANTD TO DO MY DAD, SHE WASN'T KIDDING. SHE ACCOMPLISHD HER MISSION IN MY BD AFTER SCHOOL. FML

#12851592
340 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah boyfriend questiond y I always puttd mah shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes mah shirts to regain there form an tightness. His response: "You should throw your virginia in there along with them." FML

#12822018
231 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse... and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guessho I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? real FML

#12679955
202 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by shawty - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah mom cummed into mah bedroom and told me to listen to this voicemail . I listened to me and mah grlfriend talking drty followed by the bed springs bouncing 4 3 minutes . I had mah phone in the pockethile I was having sex with her and it left mah mom a nice voicemail . fat FML

#12337328
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24316) - you deserved it (38675)

On 08/05/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by JDLAX1924 - United States

Today, I Told Mah Boyfriend I Was Pregnant. While I Was Asleep, He Drew A Face On Mah Stomach Andhen I Woke Up He Was Talking To It. He Said It Would Be Less Wierd If He Was Talking To Mah Stomach With A Face On It, Representing The Baby. According To Him, Our Child Is Going To Have A Mustache. FML

#11198427
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18887) - you deserved it (25143)

On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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