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Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
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Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
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On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by kaleigh - United States
Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
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On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
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