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Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 12:14am - love - by botharebad (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - misc - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out where my favorite shirt has been for the last six months. My ex-fiancé's new girlfriend is wearing it. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 4:29am - misc - by chasesd (woman) - United States (California)
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