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Lifeisntfair13
  • Town/Country : miami, fl, u.s
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 604
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, the heat rash that has been devouring my side for the last week was revealed to be something much worse: shingles. FML

#17300096 (257)

I agree, your life sucks (22524) - you deserved it (1766)

On 07/29/2011 at 5:40pm - health - by ivannooze - United States

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

#17164804 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (22763) - you deserved it (1734)

On 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm - work - by StudMuffinette (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

#16968738 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (9982) - you deserved it (1114)

On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

#16574286 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (22640) - you deserved it (3953)

On 06/09/2011 at 3:20am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537 (243)

I agree, your life sucks (70231) - you deserved it (3217)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (28794) - you deserved it (7268)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

#8889427 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (13839) - you deserved it (23999)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML

#7380973 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (23627) - you deserved it (3139)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (8430) - you deserved it (19099)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML

#6427475 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (5038) - you deserved it (15865)

On 11/23/2009 at 9:30pm - love - by pigglepigglepiggle (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

#5991629 (266)

I agree, your life sucks (29031) - you deserved it (7195)

On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by roadbikemama (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principle came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

#1163738 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (80153) - you deserved it (2917)

On 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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