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Lianess

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 175
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Lianess : Welcome to my profile and stuff.. I don't really know what to write...

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Lianess's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

#21285216
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31316) - you deserved it (2370)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

#21279992
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28928) - you deserved it (3070)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by KayyElOh94 - United States

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

#21241836
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46219) - you deserved it (7635)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10148) - you deserved it (77874)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)



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