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Lianess

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Lianess

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 199
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Lianess : Welcome to my profile and stuff.. I don't really know what to write...

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Visits<b>daneyboy</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 1:25pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 6:05pm<b>perfectionz</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 12:36pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 7:10pm<b>Jonesy272</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 5:46pm<b>Peter_Ohnigian</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 11:19am<b>americanafrican</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 2:36am<b>DARKDAY07</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 11:57pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 10:52pm<b>SystemofaBlink41</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 11:44am<b>DenverTyrrell</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 12:11pm<b>TheSwegMaster69</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 11:08am<b>saba_ajira</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 8:37am<b>victoria63</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 1:24am<b>Spencyy</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 12:14am<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 9:39am<b>juststephhere</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 4:05pm<b>demamcgirl16</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 6:49am

Liked!<b>DARKDAY07</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 5:57am<b>daneyboy</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 6:49am

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Lianess's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

#21285216
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31358) - you deserved it (2373)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

#21279992
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28971) - you deserved it (3072)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by KayyElOh94 - United States

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

#21241836
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48487) - you deserved it (8857)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

#20879220
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44542) - you deserved it (4911)

On 09/13/2013 at 1:55am - work - by ellen77 - United States (California)

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

#16908147
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10156) - you deserved it (77931)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)



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