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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 143
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Lianess : Welcome to my profile and shit... I don't really know what to write...

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Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28128) - you deserved it (3038)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by KayyElOh94 - United States

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML


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