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Liamj774

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3300
  • Number of comments : 327
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Liamj774 : If you're here, it's probably because I've made an idiotic comment, which is almost all of them. Anyway, if on the off chance you're here because of a witty or funny comment, which is unlikely, whale cum. Now that I have succeeded at chasing everyone off my profile, I'll say this. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.

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Liamj774's favorite FMLs

TODAY, AT THE AIRPORT, MY MOM BEGAN TALKING ABOUT HOW USELESS THE WAR IN IRAQ WAS, AND HOW DUMB THE SOLDIERS THAT SERVE THERE WERE FOR ENLISTING DURING THE WAR. THE SOLDIER AT THE VENDING MACHINE NEAR US CAUGHT MY EYE. I MOUTHD, "SORRY" AND HE MOUTHD, SLOWLY, "YOU FUCKIN' BETTER BE." FML

#3232657
685 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86913) - you deserved it (19896)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

#2612293
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (76493)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I had a pretty big erectionhile getting checked out at the airport . The security guard was scanning mah potentially "dangerous" erection 4 at least one long minute in front of mah wife , kids , an 20 people behind me . FML

#2464637
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48601) - you deserved it (11908)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, MY CAT WAS IN THA BATHROOM WITH MA BACAUSA HA LOVAS TOILATS. EVARYONA WAS SLAAPING SO I WANT PAA BUT DIDNT FLUSH. MY CAT JUMPAD ONTO THA SAAT AND FALL IN. I HAD TO LIFT HIM OUT AND THAN WASH HIM. HA HATAS WATAR THOUGH, SO I WAS SCRATCHAD BY MY CATHO WAS DRIPPING WITH MY OWN PAA. FML

#1620980
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40381) - you deserved it (26541)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:37am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was home by myself. I was singing ( If I Had A Million Dollars ) really loudly since I figurd no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song , my neighbor shouts , ( If I had a million dollars , I'd give it to u to stop singing ) and slams his balcony door shut. mega FML

#1259883
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35511) - you deserved it (26776)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I HAD A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER FOR MAH DANCE CLASS. I NOTICED AT ONE POINT, HE TOOK OUT A CAMERA. THE PRINCIPAL CUMMED IN, EVERYONE WAS GOING CRAZY, AND THE TEACHER WAS DRAGGED OUT OF THE CLASSROOM. HE WAS TAKING VIDEOS AND PICTURES OF US DANCING. TURNS OUT HE WAS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER. FML

#1163738
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102068) - you deserved it (4685)

On 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today I slept over at mah friend's house but forgot mah glasses. When I woke up in the morning I came out of his room and forcefully kicked wat I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (107955)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Taday I drove my grlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents hered the crash and cummd down, we were both still nakd and she was unconscious. FML

#18143
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86932) - you deserved it (18181)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9991) - you deserved it (55009)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was woken up by mah roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleephen I rolled over and the cat was right there beside mah head. Meowing. FML

#3778
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17774) - you deserved it (2482)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately... he had one frst. FML

#3084
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50226) - you deserved it (6823)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

YESTERDAY 4 THE 25TH TIME, AN INDIAN CALLD MAH CELL PHONE ASKING 4 'PINKIE'. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL PINKIE IS, BUT I DON'T APPRECIATE PEOPLE CALLING WRONG NUMBERS WHILE I'M HAVING IT OFF. FML

#249
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28706) - you deserved it (8843)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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