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Liamj774

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5270
  • Number of comments : 401
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Liamj774 : If you're here, it's probably because I've made an idiotic comment, which is almost all of them. Anyway, if on the off chance you're here because of a witty or funny comment, which is unlikely, whale cum. Now that I have succeeded at chasing everyone off my profile, I'll say this. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.

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Liamj774's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34370) - you deserved it (5071)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30270) - you deserved it (5221)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20429) - you deserved it (15957)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33009) - you deserved it (4045)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17604) - you deserved it (234385)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54277) - you deserved it (3738)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60228) - you deserved it (4610)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19007) - you deserved it (44442)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37714) - you deserved it (5585)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21180) - you deserved it (32309)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21180) - you deserved it (32309)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12561) - you deserved it (82140)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38921) - you deserved it (5298)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML

#15508713
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42113) - you deserved it (5043)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)



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