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About Liamj774 : If you're here, it's probably because I've made an idiotic comment, which is almost all of them. Anyway, if on the off chance you're here because of a witty or funny comment, which is unlikely, whale cum. Now that I have succeeded at chasing everyone off my profile, I'll say this. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML
Friday 26 June 2015