About Liamj774 : If you're here, it's probably because I've made an idiotic comment, which is almost all of them. Anyway, if on the off chance you're here because of a witty or funny comment, which is unlikely, whale cum. Now that I have succeeded at chasing everyone off my profile, I'll say this. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.
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Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Liamj774's favorite FMLs
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
by j_babydoll6520 / 08/26/2011 at 7:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Sally / 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 3:42am / United States (Texas) / Work
by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by hadtocleanthemess / 06/28/2011 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by crushed dreams / 06/16/2011 at 2:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Money
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by greenhide8 / 05/28/2011 at 1:27am / United States (North Dakota) / Money
by spekledworf / 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Jims / 04/29/2011 at 10:00am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Username / 04/16/2011 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous