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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4404
  • Number of comments : 377
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Liamj774 : If you're here, it's probably because I've made an idiotic comment, which is almost all of them. Anyway, if on the off chance you're here because of a witty or funny comment, which is unlikely, whale cum. Now that I have succeeded at chasing everyone off my profile, I'll say this. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.

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Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (3804)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
508 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16814) - you deserved it (227946)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51790) - you deserved it (3569)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55892) - you deserved it (4277)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18152) - you deserved it (43020)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36214) - you deserved it (5474)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20721) - you deserved it (31775)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20721) - you deserved it (31775)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11014) - you deserved it (77285)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37688) - you deserved it (5171)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML

#15508713
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40875) - you deserved it (4942)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

#15401904
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48188) - you deserved it (9969)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

#15401896
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37279) - you deserved it (4572)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15569) - you deserved it (53940)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore



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