About Liamj774 : If you're here, it's probably because I've made an idiotic comment, which is almost all of them. Anyway, if on the off chance you're here because of a witty or funny comment, which is unlikely, whale cum. Now that I have succeeded at chasing everyone off my profile, I'll say this. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.
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Liamj774's favorite FMLs
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
by j_babydoll6520 / 08/26/2011 at 7:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Sally / 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 3:42am / United States (Texas) / Work
by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by hadtocleanthemess / 06/28/2011 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by crushed dreams / 06/16/2011 at 2:20am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Money
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by greenhide8 / 05/28/2011 at 1:27am / United States (North Dakota) / Money
by spekledworf / 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Jims / 04/29/2011 at 10:00am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Username / 04/16/2011 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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