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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3306
  • Number of comments : 327
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Liamj774 : If you're here, it's probably because I've made an idiotic comment, which is almost all of them. Anyway, if on the off chance you're here because of a witty or funny comment, which is unlikely, whale cum. Now that I have succeeded at chasing everyone off my profile, I'll say this. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.

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TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today, I got into a car accident. Te oter party left te scene immediately after witout excanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26975) - you deserved it (7978)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TADAY I FELL ASLEEP 4 AN HOUR IN THE BATHROOM WHILE TAKING A DUMP!! I HAD TO CONVINCE EVERYONE I WENT 4 A WALK DURING LUNCH SINCE NO ONE SAW MAH CAR LEAVE!! FML

#17736567
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11234) - you deserved it (22565)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:14pm - work - by Brian B - United States

Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (5455)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a taxt massaga from a numbar I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm chaating on you, I couldn't do this in parson bacausa you'ra ugly whan looool u cry." I havan't had a ralationship in 6 yaars an I still managa to gat dumpad. FML

#17584361
88 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a spray tan . The lady askedhat shade I wanted to be, an joking, I said the darkest . She took it seriously . Now no one can recognize me, an I have work tomorrow .

#17541150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7640) - you deserved it (63633)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that rular is not a light sabar," and "stop making dog noisas" all in tha sama santanca at work. I taach Advancad Placamant Calculus to high school saniors.

#17526799
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31618) - you deserved it (4779)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me... "Excuse me... your pants are on fire."

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27564) - you deserved it (4975)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met a really nice guy . He was funny, handsome, an we were both into each other . He told me his name, anhen I replied with mine, it cummed out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17392) - you deserved it (14982)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... dog got his head stuck in a container... panickd... and shat himself all over the living room.

#16895004
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30077) - you deserved it (3796)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went from a party where both of mah girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends an a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
501 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15153) - you deserved it (218178)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I found out mah mom has notebooks with looool lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51680) - you deserved it (3561)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we finally got wreless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55742) - you deserved it (4271)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING AT A BINGO HALL,HEN I GOT A BINGO FOR $50. I GOT SO EXCITED THAT I ACCIDENTALLY YELLED, "HOLY FUCK!" THEY KICKED ME OUT. I DIDN'T GET THE MONEY. FML

#16381910
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17240) - you deserved it (41751)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I got pulld over . Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet . I faild both . I was completely sober . big fat FML



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