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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3682
  • Number of comments : 355
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Liamj774 : If you're here, it's probably because I've made an idiotic comment, which is almost all of them. Anyway, if on the off chance you're here because of a witty or funny comment, which is unlikely, whale cum. Now that I have succeeded at chasing everyone off my profile, I'll say this. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Liamj774's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30035) - you deserved it (2329)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

#18798370
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20086) - you deserved it (13799)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27038) - you deserved it (7982)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML

#17736567
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11259) - you deserved it (22609)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:14pm - work - by Brian B - United States

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31656) - you deserved it (5457)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

#17584361
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38048) - you deserved it (2863)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

#17541150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7655) - you deserved it (63698)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31663) - you deserved it (4781)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27605) - you deserved it (4980)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17439) - you deserved it (14995)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30125) - you deserved it (3798)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15188) - you deserved it (219081)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51728) - you deserved it (3563)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55807) - you deserved it (4274)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)



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