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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 2000 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4687
  • Number of comments : 384
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Liamj774 : If you're here, it's probably because I've made an idiotic comment, which is almost all of them. Anyway, if on the off chance you're here because of a witty or funny comment, which is unlikely, whale cum. Now that I have succeeded at chasing everyone off my profile, I'll say this. Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.

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Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30896) - you deserved it (2404)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21067) - you deserved it (14209)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34485) - you deserved it (4016)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12651) - you deserved it (93628)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30064) - you deserved it (8411)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36096) - you deserved it (4555)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27837) - you deserved it (5236)

On 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm - misc - by yeah_im_mad_bro - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11848) - you deserved it (23619)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:14pm - work - by Brian B - United States

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34814) - you deserved it (5818)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38912) - you deserved it (2932)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8101) - you deserved it (65506)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33539) - you deserved it (4979)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (5155)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19859) - you deserved it (15807)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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