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2day I realizd my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawnd from my grandpa's garage. FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MAH MOM ACCUSED MAH CAT OF BIENG A ( MANIPULATOR ), AN SAID THAT WE SHOULD GET RID OF HIM!! FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:04am - animals - by seriously - United States

Today , I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispenser were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a grl walked in , pulled a lever , and made paper towel looool come out fir me. FML

#20682540
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On 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by paper towel virgin - United States (Missouri)

Today mah aunt drove to mah house an screamed at me fir skateboarding in her driveway an denting her car. She then ransacked mah room fir said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML

#20682410
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On 05/23/2013 at 7:25pm - misc - by Dalistair (man) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mrror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, the communication expert I'm forcd to work with addd the line ( as they can catch bigger fishes ) to a film script . She does believe mehen I tell her that the plural of fish is ( fish . ) This idiot only has the final word, she makes twice wat I do . FML

#20682053
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On 05/23/2013 at 4:15pm - work - by onefishtwofishes (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my roommate decided to splas out on a prostitute!! Wen my expensive watc an te contents of my wallet turned up missing in te aftermat, is only comment was, ( Sit appens, bro!! ) FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 4:11pm - misc - by eric4 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Buzau)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY YELLED, ( WHY R U MAKING THIS ALL ABOUT YOU?! ) AFTER I CONFRONTED HER OVER CHEATING ON ME. FML

#20681698
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On 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm - love - by a single fuck (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, one of mah closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable . I was the one who set the happy couple up . FML

#20681501
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On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Taday in preparation for a third interview for mah dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on mah bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decidd to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathd was the hanger. FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 6:52am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

yesterday I got a call from work stating tat my employment was being terminatd. Tis was after being suspendd wile tey investigatd my sexual arassment claim. Teir reason 4 firing me: misuse of company time. Yes , I suppose reporting being sexually arassd is a uge waste of time. FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I Was Ditched By The Guy I Flew Over Two Thousand Miles To See!! His Excuse? "I'm Just Tired!! I Want To Go Home And Sleep" Later , He Checked In At A Bar Right Down The Street From The Hotel On Facebook!! FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 3:13am - love - by phoenixditch - United States (Virginia)

Today , I finally scord a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was stuck in mah apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for helphen a voice came screaming, ( This is the fre department. ) I was relieved until he said, ( Just kidding. ) FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)



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