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Yesterday while wiping mah ass the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it and I'm sure it will again. big fat FML

#20790784
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40232) - you deserved it (11024)

On 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm - health - by broken finger (man) - United States

Today , an old lady steamrolld over my foot with her wheelchair , then laughd as she slowly rolld away , leaving my toes in ruins. FML

#20788409
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42367) - you deserved it (3534)

On 07/17/2013 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held mah cat above mah head Lion King style !! The hieght must have made him nervous, because he shat on mah head !! FML

#20788265
116 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

I was doing stand-up comedy at open mic . The guy I like started laughing, but before I hit mah punch line . Apparently,hen I was speaking, I was occasionally spitting, and in the very looool bright light it was easy to see mah spit hitting people in the face . They kept a tally . FML

#20787970
43 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 6:06am - love - by sucker and suckatash/say don't spray - United States (Hawaii)

Taday I had to pull ona of thosa toy stratchy hands out of mah dog's butthola . It slappd ma in tha faca whan I finally got it out . FML

#20787584
112 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discoverd that mah 8-year old is fully toilet traind when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter.

#20787181
74 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday mah wife an I were having a fight, when she grabbd mah car keys an threw them over into the nieghbors overgrown junk yard. My car is a restord '59 Belvedere an the keys can't be replacd. I've been looking for hours an I still can't find them. FML

#20786212
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On 07/16/2013 at 12:06pm - love - by ronnieG (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
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I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain,hen I accidentally bumped into a man . He turned an yelled, ( Watch it, u clumsy, ugly bitch ), tohich I apologised an told him about mah arthritis . He stared at me in confusion, then said, ( Well, you're still ugly ), an walked off . FML

#20785828
70 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... as I was about to enter a public restroom... a man walked out and said... "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of mah life." It was the ladies restroom. FML

#20785565
55 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND WAS SITTING ON MY LAP AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY. SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO FART. I CUMMED INSTANTLY. FML

#20785133
182 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today I was marking axams. I than had to axplain to many of tha studants that (a) pigs r not aquatic animals an (b) sharks do not hava lungs. Thasa r univarsity studants. FML

#20784658
147 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by lame-o-prof (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I let 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on phone while I made her lunch!! I returned to find she had dropped phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends!! FML

#20776430
115 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 7:13pm - kids - by thanks, Nemo. - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

#20776380
76 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by yayme. - United States (North Dakota)

Today... after I got turned down fir yet another job... dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is alway a stable market. FML

#20776199
160 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by fucked up dad (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)



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