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Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)
Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)
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On 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by loldick (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML
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On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML
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On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother in law. FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version
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