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Lex1007
  • Town/Country : Hamilton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 October 1993 (20 years)
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Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32557) - you deserved it (10749)

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