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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 February 1970 (45 years)
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  • Number of visits : 431
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lewis_Mckenzie : I am a very easily pleasured man with little needs (cooking + cleaning). I like tight blonde girls.

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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66572) - you deserved it (6357)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63568) - you deserved it (21405)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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