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Lewis_Mckenzie
  • Town/Country : Aberdeen, Scotland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 February 1970 (43 years)
  • Number of visits : 276
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lewis_Mckenzie : I am a very easily pleasured man with little needs (cooking + cleaning). I like tight blonde girls.

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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59551) - you deserved it (5646)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

#2620784
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44477) - you deserved it (18626)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:03am - health - by NoPainNoGain (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while, and my dad said, "honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

#284763
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56079) - you deserved it (17175)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121291) - you deserved it (3827)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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