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LevyLove
  • Town/Country : Washington, D.C, USA, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2960
  • Number of comments : 182
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LevyLove : What does a nosey pepper do?






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(S)He's all jalapeño business!!
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Well since you're here, are you red, green, black or my favorite, banana?! But don't you worry, I love all types and think you are all equally delicious. No. I lied... I love banana peppers more and think you are stunning with just about everything. ;)

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Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

#171168
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51110) - you deserved it (3343)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by jajaja (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
970 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53384) - you deserved it (586189)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14774) - you deserved it (1449)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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