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LevyLove

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LevyLove

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4061
  • Number of comments : 203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LevyLove : Look at all the fucks I give!

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LevyLove's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

#242557
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52472) - you deserved it (9976)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

#171168
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59894) - you deserved it (4240)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by jajaja (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74043) - you deserved it (760547)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22784) - you deserved it (2442)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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