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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 August 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4428
  • Number of comments : 232
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LevyLove : Look at all the fucks I give!

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LevyLove's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up early and took my medication to help me focus while catching up on lectures. I ended up spending the whole day focused on fixing my drawer for no apparent reason. FML

#21440955
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22967) - you deserved it (3594)

On 07/13/2015 at 9:56am - misc - by distracted - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

#21431164
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35583) - you deserved it (2117)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

#21420039
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29462) - you deserved it (3954)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML

#21417141
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24884) - you deserved it (2426)

On 05/28/2015 at 1:41pm - money - by FFS - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28604) - you deserved it (3224)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML

#21405167
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30344) - you deserved it (3339)

On 05/05/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a call from the ICU. Apparently, my boyfriend has been there for 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even my parents have been to see him. FML

#21378357
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31732) - you deserved it (5095)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62593) - you deserved it (3325)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28171) - you deserved it (2123)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

#17655668
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24787) - you deserved it (38785)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm - intimacy - by SterlingSilver91 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51504) - you deserved it (9889)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML

#14136075
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34244) - you deserved it (2642)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:26pm - work - by grossedout (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32535) - you deserved it (10198)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52550) - you deserved it (8562)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69668) - you deserved it (4515)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)



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