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  • Town/Country : Corpus Christi, USA
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 June 1988 (24 years)
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Today, my girlfriend bought several bottles of Potassium Iodine pills and a gas mask, due to the radiation scare from Japan. We live in Texas. FML

#15409356
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33367) - you deserved it (5485)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:25am - health - by radiationkillz (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

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205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33532) - you deserved it (8033)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30262) - you deserved it (49784)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore



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