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Lesbier
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 November 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 529
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Lesbier : I am a Lesbian, get over yourself if you don't like that.
I'm short, I'm blond, and I don't give a hairy rat's ass if you don't like my opinions.
My girlfriend and I do actually own 14 cats and two dogs. They are a handful. We did not actually intend to have this many, but did not have the heart to turn any of them away when they came to us.
When I post an FML a lot of the time it's about them. I call them my kids. It's basically the same anyway...

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Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

#7583250 (98)

I agree, your life sucks (27418) - you deserved it (8889)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

#7571238 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (18564) - you deserved it (4591)

On 01/25/2010 at 4:46pm - health - by Thorin (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got a call from my younger brother's school to pick him up immediately. He had a test today and had the brilliant idea that by telling everyone he had head lice, he could go home. I had to leave work to pick him up, and now I have to take him to a doctor so they can verify he can go back. FML

#7570908 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (16547) - you deserved it (1425)

On 01/25/2010 at 4:24pm - kids - by joshua (man) - United States (California)

Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML

#7568071 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (3387) - you deserved it (18408)

On 01/25/2010 at 12:21pm - misc - by lala (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandma told me to f*** off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (20768) - you deserved it (4417)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

#7227808 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (6951) - you deserved it (26146)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I come home for lunch. I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I see another note from my girlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step mother. FML

#7226236 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (21517) - you deserved it (1448)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:45pm - misc - by SingleWorker (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending text, email, or calling, but placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML

#7222174 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (19364) - you deserved it (2704)

On 01/08/2010 at 7:10pm - love - by farmvillefail (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML

#7177053 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (20118) - you deserved it (4353)

On 01/06/2010 at 3:41am - animals - by motheroftwo (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

#7164896 (63)

I agree, your life sucks (13875) - you deserved it (7982)

On 01/05/2010 at 3:24pm - love - by katiekat (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

#7164815 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (4638) - you deserved it (19758)

On 01/05/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

#7160237 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (30033) - you deserved it (2617)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:45am - love - by Chewy (man) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (22113) - you deserved it (6232)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

#7143279 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (28646) - you deserved it (1892)

On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML

#7121282 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (24931) - you deserved it (2431)

On 01/03/2010 at 4:56am - love - by CP19JK12KH (woman) - United States (Indiana)