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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1603
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Lennsik : Teenaged insanity, like most others. Rationality and hilarity are a big hitter with me, though staying down to Earth isn't exactly my strength. A nerd, if you will, raised by the console and PC since I was six. hats?

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Lennsik's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32426) - you deserved it (5088)

On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (4607)

On 02/28/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37449) - you deserved it (7235)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30342) - you deserved it (5644)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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