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Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 5:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
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On 12/31/2012 at 1:13pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
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On 12/31/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
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On 12/30/2012 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
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On 12/30/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 2:49am - misc - by Ren - United States (Ohio)
Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML
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On 12/28/2012 at 2:03am - kids - by UngratefulBrat - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
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On 12/27/2012 at 11:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my trunk froze shut with my Christmas presents inside. Since it was still shut, I went to the store. When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open. All of my gifts were gone. FML
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On 12/27/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by wheresmysweater - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
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On 12/27/2012 at 1:46am - health - by pipefitter28 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML
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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
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On 12/26/2012 at 9:32am - love - by Jolene - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
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On 12/26/2012 at 9:32am - love - by Jolene - United States (Massachusetts)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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