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by DeepTaccer / 10/30/2010 at 5:28pm / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 4:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Lauren / 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/23/2010 at 10:17pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/06/2010 at 2:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by JH / 06/30/2010 at 9:43pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, after several hours of trying to get my triplet daughters to go to bed, they finally fell asleep. Exhausted, I went to the bathroom so I could go to bed. Not thinking about it, I dropped the toilet seat down rather loudly and flushed the toilet. All three girls woke up crying. FML
by sigh... / 06/25/2010 at 2:44am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Grace / 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by anonymous / 06/18/2010 at 1:25pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
by Caitlin / 06/09/2010 at 8:46pm / United States (North Dakota) / Transportation
by reginaphalange / 05/27/2010 at 10:06am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
by doesnttastegood / 02/01/2010 at 5:23am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Miscellaneous
by Nick / 01/26/2010 at 4:26pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
by B-Man / 12/11/2009 at 4:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I heard barking in the background. FML
by WoofWoof / 12/07/2009 at 1:20pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…