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by uetlqdja / 05/21/2011 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Love
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
by Anonymous / 05/21/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Utah) / Transportation
by Emma-Louise / 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 6:06am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/15/2011 at 12:41am / United States / Intimacy
Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
by Anon / 05/07/2011 at 2:08am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Intimacy
by liynda / 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Blondie / 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Health
by bobo / 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML
by andimanastudent / 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by torny>horny / 04/10/2011 at 12:42am / United States / Love
- Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very,… Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses… Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML