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Lenho

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 July 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23012
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lenho : Engineer (computer networks and security), Musician (Drummer... and more soon), open minded, geek.

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Lenho's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103356) - you deserved it (6951)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63737) - you deserved it (11069)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14543) - you deserved it (243670)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

#16268222
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59438) - you deserved it (13902)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

#16218945
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50021) - you deserved it (8040)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41129) - you deserved it (10936)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82449) - you deserved it (25891)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14677) - you deserved it (60012)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

#16061392
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32490) - you deserved it (15079)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by liynda - Canada

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

#16057186
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26891) - you deserved it (30264)

On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12313) - you deserved it (51167)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML

#15772637
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9765) - you deserved it (65759)

On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
788 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71136) - you deserved it (15238)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52661) - you deserved it (4841)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19681) - you deserved it (78724)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -



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