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by unnamed / 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
by best_friend / 07/25/2011 at 2:43am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by googlefreak54321 / 07/25/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by painful / 07/24/2011 at 4:55am / Norway (Akershus) / Transportation
Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
by Username / 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by tgd4444 / 07/23/2011 at 6:29am / Malaysia (Johor) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML
by someone / 07/23/2011 at 4:50am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (New York) / Love
by James / 07/22/2011 at 1:00am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by bridetobe / 07/22/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Vermont) / Love
by ohmygosh / 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
by dullstuff / 07/21/2011 at 8:34am / Belgium (Liege) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell and hit my head on the faucet. FML
by MAWZ / 07/19/2011 at 2:33am / United States (Colorado) / Health
- Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, my wife was talking to our 9 month-old baby. “Your father really is an example.” I smiled,… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…