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Lenho

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Lenho

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 July 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23036
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lenho : Engineer (computer networks and security), Musician (Drummer... and more soon), open minded, geek.

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Lenho's favorite FMLs

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52847) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11135) - you deserved it (77360)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55129) - you deserved it (10387)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38981) - you deserved it (3880)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41469) - you deserved it (10345)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37465) - you deserved it (4011)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28080) - you deserved it (10178)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

#17294240
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36069) - you deserved it (15046)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:19am - love - by failure - United States (California)

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

#17291466
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35496) - you deserved it (2915)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34943) - you deserved it (2939)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML

#17278352
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29959) - you deserved it (9247)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by lizzie - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

#17271800
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34220) - you deserved it (12736)

On 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by anon - Israel

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

#17267711
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31851) - you deserved it (33376)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20351) - you deserved it (37316)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40655) - you deserved it (3290)

On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)



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