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Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
by thehumanshield / 08/05/2011 at 4:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
by jshi8 / 08/04/2011 at 10:35am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by INside / 08/02/2011 at 12:52am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by ewww / 07/30/2011 at 10:07am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Taylor / 07/30/2011 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by sofargone420 / 07/29/2011 at 10:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by failure / 07/29/2011 at 2:19am / United States (California) / Love
by Alyssa Charlotte / 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm / Mexico / Transportation
by shroooms / 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Health
Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML
by lizzie / 07/27/2011 at 9:30am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by anon / 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm / Israel / Miscellaneous
by badbride / 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by crotchshothottie / 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML
by ceetee / 07/26/2011 at 9:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
- Today, my public hair was getting so long I decided to trim it with scissors. Somehow cut a little… Today, at work as a mechanic I was finishing an oil change. The gun that dispenses the oil recoiled… Today, my girlfriend and I decided to get a little kinky. She tied me to the bed and we had a very…