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Lenho

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Lenho

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 July 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11390
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lenho : Engineer (computer networks and security), Musician (Drummer... and more soon), open minded, geek.

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Lenho's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

#17267711
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28869) - you deserved it (30342)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18259) - you deserved it (34302)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36778) - you deserved it (2986)

On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12951) - you deserved it (34510)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36783) - you deserved it (5214)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27741) - you deserved it (9123)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

#17249619
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28401) - you deserved it (12039)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:05am - love - by googlefreak54321 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

#17238923
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25524) - you deserved it (2247)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41634) - you deserved it (2832)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62296) - you deserved it (7316)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

#17227396
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36115) - you deserved it (7576)

On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)

Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML

#17226944
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30110) - you deserved it (3923)

On 07/23/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

#17221822
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9048) - you deserved it (75741)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

#17211939
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43876) - you deserved it (10736)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I am sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

#17211324
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45332) - you deserved it (4331)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:23am - love - by bridetobe (woman) - United States (Vermont)



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