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Lenho
  • Town/Country : Bogotá, Colombia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 July 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 6988
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lenho : Engineer (computer networks and security), Musician (Drummer... and more soon), open minded, geek.

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Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

#17291466
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27386) - you deserved it (2282)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28438) - you deserved it (2414)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML

#17278352
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25358) - you deserved it (8404)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by lizzie - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

#17271800
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (10973)

On 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by anon - Israel

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

#17267711
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27422) - you deserved it (28873)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17162) - you deserved it (32632)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12175) - you deserved it (33128)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30934) - you deserved it (4007)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
111 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

#17249619
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (11626)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:05am - love - by googlefreak54321 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

#17238923
99 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39273) - you deserved it (2677)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56993) - you deserved it (6812)

On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I was arrested. The policeman threw me to the ground because I wouldn't answer his questions. This was after he told me I had the "right to remain silent". FML

#17227396
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33568) - you deserved it (7209)

On 07/23/2011 at 6:29am - misc - by tgd4444 (man) - Malaysia (Johor)



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