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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
by Username / 08/21/2011 at 5:59am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Dogless / 08/21/2011 at 1:51am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Emily / 08/21/2011 at 12:54am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by AlwaysGottaFML / 08/20/2011 at 3:26am / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 12:41am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML
by Reena / 08/19/2011 at 2:38am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
by leftwardfoil / 08/19/2011 at 2:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Animals
Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by NotSoAnon / 08/13/2011 at 11:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ThisGuy97 / 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm / United States / Health
by iliketoastalot / 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by aliixmaee / 08/09/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Love
by ksmith / 08/09/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Username / 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…