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by justmyluck / 08/26/2011 at 1:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my dad taught me how to swim. I had to keep doing a lot of strange movements to keep my body floating. While doing that, two 8-year-old girls came and asked me if i needed help getting out of the water. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 12:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
by Puppy Loverr / 08/25/2011 at 3:12am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by badluckantonio / 08/25/2011 at 1:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Health
by Marty / 08/24/2011 at 1:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by fmlTGOD / 08/24/2011 at 7:34am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 08/24/2011 at 4:12am / United States / Love
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by llord / 08/23/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Love
Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML
by Kendal / 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
by MissCan'tKeepAJob / 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Skidaddle123 / 08/23/2011 at 12:15pm / United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire) / Miscellaneous
by Sally / 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by Bobby ray slice / 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm… Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of… Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told…