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Lenho

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 July 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10320
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lenho : Engineer (computer networks and security), Musician (Drummer... and more soon), open minded, geek.

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Lenho's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and nasty, I said "Not now, I'm hot and sweaty." He looked at me blankly and said "So am I, just smell my ball sweat." FML

#17611743
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25639) - you deserved it (6741)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:06am - intimacy - by hopeless-.- (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML

#17609010
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30185) - you deserved it (2090)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:06am - misc - by Ariella - Singapore

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27586) - you deserved it (7778)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML

#17605215
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18688) - you deserved it (2069)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by ant_hater (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

#17603044
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13725) - you deserved it (37713)

On 08/28/2011 at 7:29am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

#17601830
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9134) - you deserved it (42492)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at my family reunion. I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and make love." My husband turned around. It was my uncle wearing the same hat as my husband. FML

#17601670
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17930) - you deserved it (35567)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32667) - you deserved it (2734)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

#17597789
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23362) - you deserved it (4934)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

#17597553
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29180) - you deserved it (2353)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm - misc - by concertqueen - United States (California)

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#17594828
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6952) - you deserved it (59641)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40106) - you deserved it (3773)

On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
676 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30142) - you deserved it (49150)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31360) - you deserved it (5439)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, not long after having had my college volleyball scholarship confirmed, I broke my ankle after stepping on and tripping over a toy my baby sister had left out. No scholarship and no college whatsoever now. FML



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