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Lenho

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Lenho

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 July 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17168
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lenho : Engineer (computer networks and security), Musician (Drummer... and more soon), open minded, geek.

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Lenho's favorite FMLs

today I was mugged by three guys . I fought back, and knocked one down . This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well . FML

Today, I lost power. That didn't stop my house alarm from running on battery, loudly informing me in a British accent, "AC power disconnected. BEEP. AC power disconnected. BEEP." It's been going on fir 5 hours an the battery takes a special screwdriver to remove. One we don't have. FML

#17632771
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (3876)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by Beepbeepbeep (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that mah girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of mah cock . FML

#17628880
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27639) - you deserved it (10217)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Yesterday, mah dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see mah boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above mah driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving mah boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16623) - you deserved it (55527)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today... I managad to gat lockad insida a caravan toilat. My ralativa haard ma having a panic attack and instaad of unlocking tha door... thay callad tha naighbour ovar to anjoy my anguish and ambarrassmant. FML

#17627414
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22934) - you deserved it (2686)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by RhuLynette - United Kingdom

Today, ma girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33417) - you deserved it (5250)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today I visitd son at work. Ha's an intarpratar 4 tha govarnmant. As I watchd him convarsa with a group looool of man I was ovarcoma with prida. Than tha woman naxt to ma said "I can't baliava thay'ra talking about that in public." Thay wara discussing masturbation tachniquas. FML

#17625902
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32307) - you deserved it (3518)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by mystupidson (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

#17624611
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24814) - you deserved it (6975)

On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)

yesterday I trid to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, an I happen to have a snake an a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opend the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it looool out. FML

#17621188
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22061) - you deserved it (11633)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after using looool the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I lookd down an noticd it was coverd in my husband's pubes. FML

#17620959
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30607) - you deserved it (10522)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

2day in a queue to the ATM, a hot grl was standing in front of me. The looool grl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. fat FML

Today, It Was My First Day On The Job As A First Grade Teacher . One Student Pushed Another, So I Asked Him To Apologize . His Response? "If You Boss Me Around, I'll Tell Daddy You Touched Me Somewhere You Shouldn't Have." I Think I'm Now This Kid's Slave . Mega FML

#17615072
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35881) - you deserved it (3464)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on mah lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. mega FML

#17612047
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12176) - you deserved it (52759)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found mah husband Googling Morse Code !! He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him !! FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (3515)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today , mah boyfriend cummed in to kiss me. Bieng sweaty and nasty , I said ( Not now , I'm hot and sweaty. ) He looked at me blankly and said ( So am I , just smell mah ball sweat. )

#17611743
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (6763)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:06am - intimacy - by hopeless-.- (woman) - United States



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