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LemonSquish

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 June 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 701
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About LemonSquish : My name's Aria, and I'm quite the unique individual; I love Anime, Manga, video games, and Cosplaying. I'd consider myself an 'Otaku' (The Americanized rendition of the word: one who loves modern Japanese culture such as Anime and Manga), and I truly want to get along with everyone. If you live in the East and go to conventions, you might see me there cosplaying as Rin Kagamine. I'm also a proud role-player, and I appreciate proper grammar and spelling (I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi, but I won't correct you out of line). I'm an artist of sorts, and I do commissions as my side job. I also dance, act, and sing: everything that falls in the category of 'art'. While I could go on and on about myself, I think I'll stop here for now. 

Anyway, if you want to message me, go right ahead. I love to make friends~

--One last note: I don't mind being called Lemon, after my lovely character LemonSquish. 
I also go by xXMidnightSerenadeXx on some sites, too, and sometimes I'm LemonSquish96 (If you see anyone with the name xXMidnightSerenadeXx on Gaia, tell them that the original one is not happy someone took her username).--

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LemonSquish's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

by Anonymous / 05/01/2011 at 1:36am / Reserved / Love

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

by randa / 04/19/2011 at 2:38am / Kids

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

by stupiddrunk / 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

by justme / 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm / Kids

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

by DuckyKiller / 06/20/2009 at 8:11am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

by embarrassedmom / 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids

Today, my parents met my girlfriend for the first time and cooked us dinner. After, I was helping clean up in the kitchen and my dad says to me, "Don't worry, you have to slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess." and winks at me. She heard. I was going to propose to her tonight. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 12:12am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

by Fitz / 04/12/2009 at 9:53am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I was ringing an old man up in the local grocery store when I had realized all he was buying was 3 bottles of vodka and a box of condoms. While I was loading the bags into his cart he laid his hand on my shoulder and told me "I'd take you home with me but chances are I would be arrested". FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2009 at 9:13pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids