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About LemonSquish : My name's Aria, and I'm quite the unique individual; I love Anime, Manga, video games, and Cosplaying. I'd consider myself an 'Otaku' (The Americanized rendition of the word: one who loves modern Japanese culture such as Anime and Manga), and I truly want to get along with everyone. If you live in the East and go to conventions, you might see me there cosplaying as Rin Kagamine. I'm also a proud role-player, and I appreciate proper grammar and spelling (I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi, but I won't correct you out of line). I'm an artist of sorts, and I do commissions as my side job. I also dance, act, and sing: everything that falls in the category of 'art'. While I could go on and on about myself, I think I'll stop here for now.
Anyway, if you want to message me, go right ahead. I love to make friends~
--One last note: I don't mind being called Lemon, after my lovely character LemonSquish.
I also go by xXMidnightSerenadeXx on some sites, too, and sometimes I'm LemonSquish96 (If you see anyone with the name xXMidnightSerenadeXx on Gaia, tell them that the original one is not happy someone took her username).--
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Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML
Today, my parents met my girlfriend for the first time and cooked us dinner. After, I was helping clean up in the kitchen and my dad says to me, "Don't worry, you have to slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess." and winks at me. She heard. I was going to propose to her tonight. FML
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Friday 5 February 2016