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LeenaLingh
  • Town/Country : Leamington, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 August 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 181
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LeenaLingh : im single, i go to a school with really good friends, LOVE DANCES, has a crush.

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Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (42607) - you deserved it (19148)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I finally had time to talk with my boyfriend. We had a nice long conversation, which included him telling me how much I meant to him and that we really need to see each other more often. He concluded the speech twenty minutes later with "Which is why I really hope we can stay friends". FML

#5774015 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (24498) - you deserved it (1848)

On 10/11/2009 at 10:53am - love - by Oh_Well (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized I've been acting very paranoid lately. I was mugged a few weeks ago, so I've been nervous. I've been holding my hands in my pockets and looking around on my way outside from work. Apparently, that's grounds to arrest someone under suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon. FML

#5773283 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (24370) - you deserved it (1888)

On 10/11/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by PackingSpaceHeat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefer my ex. FML

#5772733 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (1865)

On 10/11/2009 at 7:25am - love - by hateparents (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML

#5772625 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (26584) - you deserved it (1307)

On 10/11/2009 at 6:54am - love - by noo (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing hysterically and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

#5770681 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (20088) - you deserved it (1998)

On 10/11/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by foxbrat - United States (Hawaii)

Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML

#5769676 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (30710) - you deserved it (1357)

On 10/11/2009 at 1:09am - health - by WhoDoYouLove6208 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a UTI and the doctor said the medicine can sometimes make you leak a little. "Leak a little" apparently translates into peeing all over myself, my boyfriend, and his bed while we were sleeping. The doctor also said this medicine can stain your urine a beautiful, bright orange color. FML

#5769325 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (25048) - you deserved it (1650)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

#5769209 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (4539) - you deserved it (76117)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)