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LeeRed
  • Town/Country : Potchefstroom, South Africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LeeRed : Hey people. I'm a geology student at Potchefstroom University and feel free to message me!! ;-)

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31559) - you deserved it (3555)

On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - love - by un_christmas - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by selfishsexysanta (woman) - United States



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