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  • Number of visits : 551
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had an important oral report to deliver with a partner. Not only did he come in late and high, he pronounced Virginia as "Vagina" the whole way through. FML

#21257414
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (2346)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:36am - misc - by Jamestown of Vagina (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Duluxe". I had to help her paint her bedroom. FML

#21257403
74 comments

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

#21257293
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24876) - you deserved it (11534)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:29am - misc - by Nat - United States (Texas)

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML

#21257037
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (2233)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML

#21256123
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32394) - you deserved it (2487)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:49am - work - by PerfectVision (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML

#21253639
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33359) - you deserved it (3619)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching looked straight into the camera and I immediately looked away. FML

#21253498
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33772) - you deserved it (4476)

On 09/07/2014 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I looked at a girl's profile on a dating website, and it told her I'd visited it. Later on, she sent me a message. It said: "Don't even think about it." FML

#21253110
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32201) - you deserved it (3109)

On 09/06/2014 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

#21252700
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41720) - you deserved it (2572)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

#21252384
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32613) - you deserved it (3121)

On 09/05/2014 at 12:17pm - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

#21251632
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40968) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

#21249886
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32637) - you deserved it (2771)

On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40363) - you deserved it (9414)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)



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