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Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

#16725871
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9679) - you deserved it (104788)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34179) - you deserved it (5479)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18616) - you deserved it (40270)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

#16541203
123 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
90 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
314 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -



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