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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3720
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Laxinitup : I don't know what to say, I guess I am a cool, 25 year old guy, that you should get to know.

Feel free to message me, seriously, message me Now....

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64482) - you deserved it (29213)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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