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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Laxinitup : I don't know what to say, I guess I am a cool, 25 year old guy, that you should get to know.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64315) - you deserved it (29160)

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