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Laxinitup
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1967
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Laxinitup : I don't know what to say, I guess I am a cool, 24 year old guy, that you should get to know.

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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56216) - you deserved it (22801)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46768) - you deserved it (127838)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53345) - you deserved it (418304)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)



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