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  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Laxinitup : "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell

"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile." Albert Einstein

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." Friedrich Nietzsche

"Speak softly and carry a big stick". Theodore Roosevelt

Just a typical guy. If you want to know more feel free to message me, or not; either way.

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Laxinitup's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

by hyper12332 / 04/29/2009 at 10:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous