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Laxchick77

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Laxchick77

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 389
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Laxchick77 : My name's Ciara. I play defense for lacrosse mostly but I also practice attack. I'm also into rugby and motocross.

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Laxchick77's favorite FMLs

Today,hile we were having sex, my boyfriend asked me, ( Who's your daddy? ) I actually started thinking about my father. Total buzzkill. real FML

Today I Learned That When A Heavily-pregnant Friend Asks About Mah Progres With The Babby Socks I Promised To Knit It's Rather Unwise To Tell Her ( Not To Worry We're Set Even If It Comes Out With A Few Feet Too Many . ) She's Still Crying . FML

#20850650
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40432) - you deserved it (11201)

On 08/23/2013 at 10:12am - misc - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany

Today... someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly... so I responded... "What is this? A picture 4 ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape... and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML

#20849199
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40382) - you deserved it (12808)

On 08/22/2013 at 10:48am - misc - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .

#20841635
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54983) - you deserved it (4593)

On 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by fsfs (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

#20627981
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33695) - you deserved it (69522)

On 04/28/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50697) - you deserved it (10880)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was working the night shift at the hotel. One of mah tasks is to clean out the pool robot. While trying to pull it up , I got pulled in. I had to hide naked in the laundry room for an hourhile I put mah uniform through the dryer. FML

#20580594
90 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 12:56pm - work - by soakedga - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on mah arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, an I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on mah forearm. FML

#20579781
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15511) - you deserved it (59858)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Found Out About Mah Severe Phobia Of Moths. It's So Bad That I Sometimes Pass Out. He Caught A Moth In A Jar, An Puttd It On Mah Bedside Table. I Woke Up, Saw It, An Had A Panic Attack. He Recordd It All An Wants To Upload It To YouTube. Real FML

#20544812
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35796) - you deserved it (4800)

On 03/15/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I Saw A Woman Breastfeeding At The Natural Foods Market. It's The First Time I've Seen A Woman's Nipple In Over Two Years. I've Been Married For Ten. FML

yesterday mah coach held a BBQ fir thehole team. He told us to eat up , because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner , we had to do team relays. FML

#20531130
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34129) - you deserved it (4349)

On 03/04/2013 at 5:24pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, boss told me to go outside and take part in te company's stupid Harlem Sake video. Wen I declined, e treatened to fre me if I didn't take part. I ended up bieng te guy wo ad to furiously pelvic trust before te music dropped. FML

#20518411
100 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd grl goes to college, finally loses vrginity; gets chlamydia !! FML

#20106351
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37454) - you deserved it (12438)

On 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Unfortunate (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. real FML

#19959638
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24902) - you deserved it (5596)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah fiancé amailad ma soma staamy pics. Too bad ha forgot to arasa "FWD:" from tha subjact lina. FML

#19641657
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23412) - you deserved it (2106)

On 05/18/2012 at 12:05pm - love - by ohyesIfeelspecial (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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