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Laurkins
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52697) - you deserved it (11770)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by chriss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67776) - you deserved it (10948)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (99368)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)



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