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Laurkins
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Miss
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Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML

#969770 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (48722) - you deserved it (9390)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by chriss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

#505587 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (58829) - you deserved it (8030)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

#498194 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (20350) - you deserved it (98751)

On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087 (289)

I agree, your life sucks (20723) - you deserved it (75033)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)