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LaughterofCorn
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, Not United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 364
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LaughterofCorn : I'm just another FML traveler who looks to comment on interesting stories and tales.

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LaughterofCorn's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it that much!" FML

#17392866
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32747) - you deserved it (2866)

On 08/07/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by Taylor D - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

#16370562
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31509) - you deserved it (2856)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said "turn around" it was her. FML

#16181891
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7680) - you deserved it (48395)

On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31724) - you deserved it (4754)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -



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