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Laterial
  • Town/Country : -__-, U.S. of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 January 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1101
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Laterial : I've got tiger's blood and Adonis' DNA!

I just want to let you know...water is wet!!

I'm the dude that's playing the dude disguised as another dude!!!

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Laterial's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

#17282726
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24486) - you deserved it (2138)

On 07/28/2011 at 12:34am - work - by cocokiss410 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12175) - you deserved it (33131)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14803) - you deserved it (25193)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30936) - you deserved it (4008)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

#17237842
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12584) - you deserved it (31850)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Men '86 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

#17237614
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28771) - you deserved it (3346)

On 07/24/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

#17170147
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12921) - you deserved it (28444)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML

#17051248
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32725) - you deserved it (4886)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

#11076203
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46172) - you deserved it (16770)

On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

#10642030
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38345) - you deserved it (4429)

On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37253) - you deserved it (8007)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9994) - you deserved it (25191)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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