About Laterial
I've got tiger's blood and Adonis' DNA! I just want to let you know...water is wet!! I'm the dude that's playing the dude disguised as another dude!!!
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    16%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    28%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    47%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    36%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    15%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    73%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    52%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Laterial's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

By bTOhno / Saturday 13 August 2011 06:37 / United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

By sydneybourgeois / Saturday 13 August 2011 04:06 / United States

Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML

By Alohaporno - / Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:31 / Canada

Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 11 August 2011 05:44 / United States

Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML

By mommytobe - / Friday 5 August 2011 03:56 / United States