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Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML
by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 6:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML
by Noname / 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
by JLoistheBomb / 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
by Boredom / 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready.… Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come… Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday,…