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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 834
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LarryLaDouche : We should totally touch tips.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

#125777
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19291) - you deserved it (60770)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

#97434
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14296) - you deserved it (60141)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10872) - you deserved it (68296)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15480) - you deserved it (67668)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States



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