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  • Number of visits : 1235
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today I ad a cack-up wit my darmatologist. Wan I took off my pants sa noticad a small mark on my panis and was concarnad. I ad to inform ar tat it was not in fact a mola but a bruisa from gatting it stuck in a Snappla bottla two days prior to ta cack-up. FML

#3686221
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9463) - you deserved it (71988)

On 07/12/2009 at 3:07am - health - by Best-stuf-on-Earth (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Decided To Get Back Into Shape And Go For A Run. With A 1/4 Mile Left To Run, I Saw A Hot Chick A Block Ahead Of Me Running. Trying To Show Off I Ran Hard And Passed Her Stopping Just Outside Mah Complex. I Started To Throw Up Right As She Came Past Me Because I Had Run So Hard To Pass Her. FML

#3544165
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8639) - you deserved it (57971)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by DMO (man) - United States (Utah)

TODAY , I WAS AT MCDONALD'S AND I WAS GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU. AS I WAS DRIVING AWAY , I CHECKD MAH FOOD AND THE LADY HAD GIVEN ME A NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM HAPPY MEAL TOY BY MISTAKE. I GOT SO EXCITD THAT I CRASHD THE CAR INTO A POLE. I'M 36. FML

#2966896
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28653) - you deserved it (65470)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, I was taking a bath an out of boredom started making sheep noises . I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises . When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room...here my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing . mega FML

#2637147
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21341) - you deserved it (69534)

On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37149) - you deserved it (62529)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, I lost track of timehile rocking out, butt-nakd, to Kelly Clarkson an Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of mah metalhead friends had let themselves in mah house an were on the lower level laughing there butts off at me fir 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17851) - you deserved it (59563)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I bougt a coral colord oodd sweatsirt,ic ma girlfriend told me was ( ot ). I wore it to a baseball game tonigt. Wen it got cold I put te ood over ma ead , only to ear everyone beind me laug. Te back of te looool ood said ( Boy crazy ). It was a teen girls sweatsirt. FML

#963370
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18530) - you deserved it (65857)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

today I was playing in a basketball game and blockd this kid's shot . I was really pumpd up about it until I realizd the kid had cerebral palsy and the coach put him on the team cuz he really wantd to be on at least one team in his life .

#754316
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29225) - you deserved it (49893)

On 04/01/2009 at 8:36pm - misc - by jalapenos99 (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I REALIZED MY FRIENDS AN I SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL WAT WE SAY AROUND MY YOUNGER BROTHER . I NEVER THOUGHT HE WAS PAYING ATTENTION UNTIL TODAY . MY STEPMOM TOLD HIM IT WAS TIME TO GO TO BED . HE RESPONDED, "I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO SUCK ONE." MY BROTHER IS 4 . BIG FAT FML

#615927
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16647) - you deserved it (71655)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I went 4 a jog in mah neighborhood. While I was running I passed mah grlfriend's parents who were out 4 a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shrt that friends gave me as a joke. It said ( Blow me, bitch. It's mah b-day. ) FML

#343744
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18011) - you deserved it (73112)

On 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, MY MOTHER TOLD ME SHE DIDN'T WANT MY GIRLFRIEND SPENDING THE NIGHT ANYMORE. I ASKD WHY, SHE SAID SHE HEARD US DOING THE NASTY THE NIGHT BEFORE AND I DENID IT, HOPING I COULD CALL HER BLUFF. SHE PAUSD 4 A MOMENT AND MOAND EXACTLY LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND DOES. FML

#225953
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19792) - you deserved it (61328)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by ToobyFrank - United States (Missouri)



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