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LarissaAllen

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LarissaAllen

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 May 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 546
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LarissaAllen : Camera, cats, horses.

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LarissaAllen's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a psychiatrist for the first time. After telling her everything I'm going through, she looked at me and said "You know... every five years or so I get a case completely beyond my ability to help." I guess it's been five years. FML

#20963305
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45681) - you deserved it (2991)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:31pm - health - by elle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML

#20925456
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I agree, your life sucks (38298) - you deserved it (3214)

On 10/18/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by DocBastard, meet DocCunt (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had the questionable honor of explaining the difference between "your" and "you're" to my boss, and very diplomatically make her see why her poor grasp of language could affect our credibility as a communication agency. I'm Swedish, and English is my third language. She's American. FML

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205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53993) - you deserved it (3488)

On 07/03/2013 at 2:48am - work - by grammarnazi-forareason (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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