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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2894
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Laker_Fan_24 : Just chillin yo. Basketball for life. Work at Wendy's. With the best girl ever! And if I'm not ballin, chillin, working, or with my girl. I'm fucking shit up on MW3.Gt: o_Syzygy add me if you're good.

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Today, I got really bored at work. I decided to spin myself around and around in my chair until I got really dizzy. Apparently my boss decided to start watching me do this while I was in mid-spin. FML

#19775429
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5586) - you deserved it (25232)

On 06/12/2012 at 6:43am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

#19774662
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27731) - you deserved it (2021)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML

#19774183
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26808) - you deserved it (3387)

On 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm - misc - by JohnBlack (man) - United States

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

#19772636
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22279) - you deserved it (2703)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

#19769177
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27246) - you deserved it (4698)

On 06/11/2012 at 3:14am - animals - by ILoveAnimals (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51007) - you deserved it (3225)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML

#19756840
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22497) - you deserved it (1966)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm - love - by SprinklerDodger (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

#19756673
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28017) - you deserved it (1648)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

#19754220
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12719) - you deserved it (43001)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

#19743887
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13839) - you deserved it (37101)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35719) - you deserved it (5823)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, my brother, the plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML

#19743294
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19782) - you deserved it (1859)

On 06/06/2012 at 8:55am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my father-in-law called me an idiot for buying him coffee cake because he can't have caffeine. He refuses to believe that there's as much coffee in coffee cake as there is ham in a hamburger. FML

#19742192
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19843) - you deserved it (2455)

On 06/06/2012 at 1:23am - health - by 635CSi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my uncle gave me a lecture on how I eat too much "unhealthy" junk food, and that it can be very harmful for me. All the while smoking a cigarette. FML

#19741419
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19186) - you deserved it (3029)

On 06/05/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Singapore - United States (New York)

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

#19741158
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18767) - you deserved it (11059)

On 06/05/2012 at 10:21pm - work - by Mark - United States



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