About Laker_Fan_24 : Just chillin yo. Basketball for life. Work at Wendy's. With the best girl ever! And if I'm not ballin, chillin, working, or with my girl. I'm fucking shit up on MW3.Gt: o_Syzygy add me if you're good.
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Today, I got really bored at work. I decided to spin myself around and around in my chair until I got really dizzy. Apparently my boss decided to start watching me do this while I was in mid-spin. FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2012 at 6:43am / United Kingdom / Work
by fmmmmlll / 06/12/2012 at 1:29am / United States / Health
Today, I was told off for not holding the door open for a woman behind me at work. Yesterday I was informed that chivalry is offensive to women, as it implies that they are not equal to men. I can't win. FML
by JohnBlack / 06/11/2012 at 11:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
by beautyschool22 / 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML
by ILoveAnimals / 06/11/2012 at 3:14am / Austria (Wien) / Animals
by Anon / 06/10/2012 at 12:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML
by SprinklerDodger / 06/08/2012 at 7:54pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Love
by somebody / 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML
by WaffleMan / 06/08/2012 at 7:58am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
by Rob / 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
by Bishop / 06/06/2012 at 10:19am / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/06/2012 at 8:55am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
Today, my father-in-law called me an idiot for buying him coffee cake because he can't have caffeine. He refuses to believe that there's as much coffee in coffee cake as there is ham in a hamburger. FML
by 635CSi / 06/06/2012 at 1:23am / United States (California) / Health
by Singapore / 06/05/2012 at 10:59pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Mark / 06/05/2012 at 10:21pm / United States / Work