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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2462
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Laker_Fan_24 : Just chillin yo. Basketball for life. Work at Wendy's. With the best girl ever! And if I'm not ballin, chillin, working, or with my girl. I'm fucking shit up on MW3.Gt: o_Syzygy add me if you're good.

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Today, my wife yelled at me for admitting I take my wedding ring off at work. I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it. She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope. FML

#20010086
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28011) - you deserved it (3378)

On 08/08/2012 at 7:03pm - love - by Dumbfounded - United States (Texas)

Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML

#20003323
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27391) - you deserved it (5836)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

#20000538
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17007) - you deserved it (9594)

On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor, since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

#19990524
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22780) - you deserved it (5049)

On 07/29/2012 at 8:20am - kids - by fml - Japan (Saitama)

Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML

#19983667
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25780) - you deserved it (2084)

On 07/25/2012 at 3:46pm - kids - by madmomma - United States (Oregon)

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

#19982373
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34269) - you deserved it (1860)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML

#19979806
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (4760)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while bussing at my restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down my leg. I started shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turned to stare. Then I realized there was a hole in my pocket and some quarters had slid out down my leg. FML

#19979543
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19137) - you deserved it (7118)

On 07/23/2012 at 11:41am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

#19979145
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23794) - you deserved it (16952)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML

#19954505
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26505) - you deserved it (1495)

On 07/18/2012 at 12:37pm - work - by News-print Face Kate - United Kingdom

Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML

#19951695
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20103) - you deserved it (1888)

On 07/17/2012 at 8:54pm - work - by TimeForACareerChange (man) - United States

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

#19937636
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5379) - you deserved it (47455)

On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

#19936728
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18224) - you deserved it (4394)

On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I woke up naked, duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML

#19935617
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10073) - you deserved it (31389)

On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up naked, duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML

#19935617
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10073) - you deserved it (31389)

On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)



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