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Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3 hour drive home. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 4:49am - money - by Bladerunner (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3 hour drive home. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 4:49am - money - by Bladerunner (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 2:22am - love - by nightowl506 - United States (Texas)
Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States
Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States
Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by yuck - United Kingdom (Bolton)
Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States
Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)
Today, a policeman and me confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States
Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
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